Meeting Curtis Stone

The most requested piece of content for this blog. Granted, the same person has requested it multiple times...
5 ways to meet Curtis Stone (this is tongue in cheek):

The Contact us page on CurtisStone.com - you just need a "business enquiry"
CurtisStoneCallMe.com is available. This was tried with Mark Cuban.
Head to South Africa at the end of October.
Frequent grocery stores, hoping the Take Home Chef picks you.
Offer to update his old MySpace page. Or, join his official Myspace page.